Fitter happier

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car (baby smiling in back seat) ,
sleeping well (no bad dreams) ,
no paranoia,
careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) ,
keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) ,
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) ,
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) ,
car wash (also on Sundays) ,
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless) ,
an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) ,
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) ,
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit (the ability to laught at weakness) ,
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.

Radiohead "fitter-happier" OK-Computer albums